ANUNT FOARTE IMPORTANT!

Stiu, stiu! ca la aceasta postare imi va sari in cap in primul rand Petrov pentru ca i'am parafrazat titlul multor postari. Ma rog, nu i'am parafrazat nimic. L'am copiat cu desavarsire. Dar asta doar pentru ca avem un ANUNT FOARTE IMPORTANT! de facut si suntem in culmea euforiei climaxului (nu, nu este un vierme lat).
Asadar, stimati cititori, fara mai multe introduceri, adaugiri si prefate, dorim sa va informam pe aceasta cale epuizarea din toate stocurile a primului nostru volum de poemă versata, chiar inainte de a aparea. BECAUSE WE'RE THAT GOOD. El arata ca mai jos:


Cine doreste o mostra din acest izvor nesecat de inspiratie, aceste versuri nepieritoare si pentru totdeauna intiparite in constiinta omului insetat de cunoastere in aceste vremuri aride si seci, ne poate contacta pe amandoi oral, cu incredere si seriozitate, concomitent sau separat.
De asemenea, la cererea nenumaratilor nostri fani, am decis sa publicam cateva poeme versate si, de acelasi "de asemenea", cateva (re)view'uri dat fiind faptul ca ne recomanda exclusiv talentul si nu avem cu cine sa ne felicitam reciproc in vederea unei recenzii de mare impresie.

Prolog:

STAN
                     What's a dildo, Kenny?

KENNY
                     Mph rmph phrmph m phrmph mmr.

               

Chocolate salty balls

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Say, everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put'em in your motuh and suck'em
suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed vitamins
And good for you, so suck on balls
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HAHAHAHAH Muito feeeera!!!!!
danielcastelo 2 hours ago

@kittenzxoxo numa numa ei guy
letsallhearformetal 3 hours ago


BALLZ TO YOU 1!1
mxmlbll 5 hours ago

BALLZ TO U!!!!
jarkool 5 hours ago


@XzQw33 ballz to u to!!
NBABALLER88 6 hours ago 6

@NBABALLER88 BALLZ TO YOU!!
XzQw33 7 hours ago

Uncle Fucka

Shut your fuckin' face, Uncle Fucka
You're a cock sucking, ass licking Uncle Fucka
You're an Uncle Fucka, yes, it's true
Nobody fucks uncles like you

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What's going on here?
Fucker, fucker, Uncle Fucka
Uncle Fucka, Uncle Fucka

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i love how they just HAd to add "suck my balls" at the end. that makes me happy :)
AshesOfGlass 2 months ago


i just buyed a windows 7 laptop dell inspiroin 3 days a ago

michaeljackson130 7 months ago


jo alter gechillt :-D
111Niklas111 7 months ago


the greatest song ever written!
tannerjordan2010 11 months ago 6


Lol im stoned as fuck and this is
HALERIOUS!
konamimgs2 1 year ago

Sexual Harassment Panda

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Don't say that don't touch there
Don't be nasty says the silly bear
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong
Sexual Harassment Panda!

Hát ez, kibaszott szar volt.

A magyar verzió ezerszer jobb.

KokuszPalma 2 months ago


I don't get it. This is like every night on teamspeak for me
Lamar933 4 months ago



YOUR FACE IS MY PANDA ASS
itisakatie 5 months ago